Sms Shayari, Small Quotes
Hey Guys, please publish here sms shayari its nice to see your sms quotes here!
1. Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
2. Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
3. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, nobody’s home. “I went over. Nobody was home.
4. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
5. One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”
6. It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
8. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
9. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There’re so many places they can hide.”
10. I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
11. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
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Comment by Arman Jee — June 21, 2008 @ 5:10 am
Woow Nice… thanx for sharing.. keep it up..
Comment by Hinid Shayari — July 22, 2008 @ 4:03 am
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
Comment by ashok sinha — July 26, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
Comment by akash — August 1, 2008 @ 5:57 am
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Comment by Ghalib — August 12, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Attendence…
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu…
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa
Comment by Ghalib — August 12, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Arz kiya hai: ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena.;-)
Comment by Ghalib — August 12, 2008 @ 11:33 am
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain?
Comment by Akshay — August 18, 2008 @ 9:58 am
Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai
Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai
Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho
To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai
Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai
HAPPY ENDINGS
Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua
Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . .
Comment by Akshay — August 18, 2008 @ 10:00 am
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain?
Comment by Akshay — August 18, 2008 @ 9:58 am
Comment by ankitaverma — September 5, 2008 @ 4:48 am
Gungunatay Hue Anchal Ki Hawa Deh Mujh Ko
Ungliyaan phair Ke BAloon Main Sunlla Deh Mujh Ko
Jis Tarah Faltu Guldaan Paray Rehtay Hain
Apne Ghar Ke Kisi Konay Se Lagga Deh Mujh Ko
Yaad Kar Ke Mujhe Takleef He Hoti Hogii
Aik Kissa Hoon Purana Sa Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko
Doobtay Doobtay Awaaz Teri Sunn Jaoon
Akhiri Baar Tu Sahil Se Sadah Deh Mujh Ko
Main Tere Hijr Main Chup Chaap Na Marr Jaoon Kahin
Main Hoon Saktay Main Kabhii Aa Ke Rulla Deh Mujh Ko
Dekh Main Hogaya Badnaam Kitaboon Ki Tarah
Merii Tasheer Na Kar Ab Tu Jalla Deh Mujh Ko
Rhootna Tera Meri Jaan Liye Jata Hai
Aesay Naraaz Na Ho Hans Ke Dekha Deh Mujh Ko
Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi Manga Mere Malik Tujh Se
Us Ki Galiyoon Main Parii Khaak Banaa Deh Mujh Ko
Log Kehtay Hain Ke Yeh Ishq Niggal Jata Hai
Main Bhi Is Ishq Main Aya Hoon,Dua Deh Mujhe Ko
Yahi Okaat Hai Meri Tere Jeevan Mein Ke Main
Koi Kamzoor Sa Lamha Hoon, Bhulla Deh Mujh Ko
Comment by lazyjokes — September 13, 2008 @ 9:54 am
very nice.
Comment by vicky — September 15, 2008 @ 5:14 am
ishq kerne wale ankho ki baat samajh lete h,
sapne m agar mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete h,
roota to asman bhi dharti k liye,
per na jane kyo log isse barsat samajh lete h.
Comment by sachin — September 17, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
kaas tere chehre pe chechak ka daag hota,tu to chand hai hi sitare bhi tere saath hota………
Comment by pradeep jha — September 18, 2008 @ 9:39 am
hello
Comment by Sunil — October 8, 2008 @ 3:23 am
Dost ko bhulna galat baat he unko ko zindegi bhar saath rakhana chahei agar bhul gaya ta srif khali haat saath rahe ta zamana kahega kiya baat he.
Comment by Chandan — October 22, 2008 @ 4:13 am
greatings…
super!…
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